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Welcome to Geekdom, Population π

I don't actually have too much time on my hands.  The truth is that I have too much marking on my hands, so I'm making it worse by creating mini-collections.  On this page, I'll be collecting all the non-Doctor Who-related geeky references I can remember making.  The Doctor Who strips don't appear here because they have their own page.  Each strip, panel, or banner will be accompanied by a short piece of text that may include a link to something or other.  I really need to be marking right now.

I'm sure I'll have missed some references, as I'm doing this from memory.  Feel free to set me straight.


Monday, August 28, 2006

My first reaction was to feel like the Phantom of the Opera, but times have changed.

One month in, the Geekiness was already strong in me and, apparently, in Marie.  She's Batman, damn it.

Saturday, March 10, 2007

If any of my current students are reading this, they should know that I am NOT referring to them (truly)...

This was in the spring of 2007, not long before the final Harry Potter book was released.  Excitement was, shall we say, in the air.

Monday, June 4, 2007
 
Are you...accusing *me*...of having an ulterior motive here?  Nonsense!

In 2007, everyone and his dog was signing up for Facebook.  I...wasn't.  Click on the comic if you want to go to the relevant page and read the rest of the strips in the sequence, which I glibly named "Faceless."

Saturday, July 14, 2007
 
Yeah.  So Gandalf had it easy.  Trust me.  Balrog...psshht.  Piece of cake.  WE'RE TALKING ABOUT UNDERGRADUATE ESSAY-WRITING HERE, MAN!......*sob*......

I do have an urge to do this to students occasionally.  I don't really want to fall into a bottomless abyss afterwards, though.  And yes, in case you've been living under a rock for the last half century, this is a Lord of the Rings reference.

Tuesday, July 24, 2007
 
Well, in this sort of situation, Batman would probably just run screaming from the room.  'Cause he's Batman.  He doesn't have to deal with that kind of stuff.

This is here for the sake of Mr. House's T-shirt, which derives from the webcomic The Adventures of Dr. McNinja and can actually be purchased here.

Saturday, July 28, 2007
 
Marie's approach to the HP books is rather like mine, except worse and quite a bit louder.

Yep...this was the Summer of the Potter.  I've got to say:  I spent a lot of time on that bogus cover in the title panel.  I also drew tiny versions of the cover four times, including once as a cover-within-a-cover.  Obsessed?  What, me?  Naaaah.

Hallowe'en 2007 

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Any second now, someone is going to say, "Jinkies!"  I'm really not sure what's up with the "slang" in Scooby-Doo.  Is "jinkies" code for an appalling curse word?

Wednesday, November 21, 2007
 
The zombies will probably be turning up eventually, but at the moment, they've all got the flu.

...because I wanted to make a random reference to 28 Days Later, that's why.

Monday, December 31, 2007
 
I considered choosing _The Simpsons_ instead of _Buffy_, but in the end, I decided that that would be far too cruel.

At this point, I believe I was finished Buffy and had moved on to Angel, but I certainly did feel Marie's pain.

Wednesday, January 2, 2008
 
They will be green pants.  This I guarantee.

One hundred and forty-four hours.  Think about that for a minute, Buffy fans.

Saturday, January 12, 2008
 
No, I have no idea why Marie tends to hallucinate badgers.  She just does.

Mushroom!  Mushroom!

Saturday, July 12, 2008
 
Annoying Your Best Friend Until He Tries to Shave Your Head with His Fingernails is one of the most successful procrastination techniques ever.

This comic makes it onto the geek page simply by virtue of the book Casey is reading, Terry Pratchett's Jingo.  I spent an awful lot of time replicating a teeny version of the cover.

Wednesday, July 30, 2008
 
"My fists...are NOT the hammer."

Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog first appeared online between July 15 and 20, 2008.  I heard about it early on and, as you may be able to tell, liked it quite a lot.

Saturday, August 9, 2008
 
Aaaaargh...creepy Barbara face...can't sleep...the eyes...they're DRILLING INTO MY SOUL...*shudder*

The Dark Knight had come out earlier in the summer, and everyone was saying that...damn...line.

Saturday, December 13, 2008
 
To be honest, I enjoy _It's a Wonderful Life_ and watch it almost every year.  I do, however, think it benefits from the occasionally enthusiastic heckling.

Admittedly, the allusion here is to It's a Wonderful Life, which came out in 1946, but it still counts as a geeky reference, or so I claim.

Friday, January 9, 2009
 
Any second now, she's going to start blowing bubbles through that pipe.

There are numerous comics involving Barbara dressed as Sherlock Holmes, but this one is the first of them all.

Saturday, February 7, 2009
 
The arcane reference in this comic has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH KEANU REEVES.

I must have been on a role.  This allusion is to The Day the Earth Stood Still, which came out in 1951.

Valentine's Day 2009

West of Bathurst, by Kari Maaren

Oh, come on...you know perfectly well that it doesn't even count as a webcomic if there's not at least one Star Wars reference.

Saturday, March 7, 2009
 
This is absolutely the geekiest thing I have ever created.  Hurrah.

The Watchmen film was coming out, and I was galvanised to action, as I was with Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows and Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog.  It seems to be the way I'm made.

Saturday, May 30, 2009
 
I think my entire life is under this very same really boring cursing.  Fancy that.

I claim this counts because it contains a slightly anachronistic reference to the Blue Screen of Death.

 Monday, June 1, 2009
 
This is a particularly cruel thing to do to someone who already thinks you are a little bit creepy.  What a fun summer Weird Beard is going to have.

The Comics Curmudgeon is real and still going strong, bless his little cotton socks.

Wednesday, June 3, 2009
 
I expect she's probably going to try to kill him soon.  *Buys popcorn*

I did two comics on the CC.  Also, cyber-stalking!  Yay!

Saturday, August 8, 2009
 
Well, spluh.

At this point, Futurama was still technically cancelled.  I missed it.  It's possibly also worth noting that considering Weird Beard's deep-seated geekitude, it is highly probable that he is engaging in obfuscating ignorance here.

Saturday, September 5, 2009
 
"You want us to be serious?  About DAVIES?  Oh, all right, th--SHINY OBJECT!"

The Harry Potter reference has earned this comic a place on the geek page.

Hallowe'en 2009

West of Bathurst, by Kari Maaren

This Hallowe'en banner demonstrates my undying...love...for the Twilight series.  Now have an enlightening video.

Monday, October 26, 2009
 
Mmm...oyster crackers.

Baldwin's Dr. Horrible costume has propelled this comic onto the geek page.

Wednesday, October 28, 2009
 
An alternate version of this costume would involve the person playing God wearing the nametag but also dressing up as a zombie.  However, that would be FAR too much work for Barbara and Rahim.

It's not exactly a pop-culture reference, but it is a reference to Nietzsche.  Random bonus:  Casey is dressed as Mr. Incredible, who could conceivably be regarded as an example of the Übermensch.  It's Nietzsche references all around.  Hurrah!

Saturday, October 31, 2009
 
Aw, what a touching mo--no, wait, it's completely gone now.

Casey and Marie are dressed as Mr. Incredible and Alice in Wonderland throughout the Hallowe'en plotline this year, but it's fun to see them in their full glory in this strip, which ends the sequence.

Friday, November 13, 2009
 
It's probable that Casey has heard of a "normal conversation," but he may not actually have ever participated in one.

Here West of Bathurst has a reference to TV Tropes, which has a reference to West of Bathurst, which has a reference to TV Tropes, which has a...

Wednesday, November 18, 2009
 
Myyyyyyyyyy prrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeecccccciiiiiiiioooooouuuuusssssssss...

I actually associated much of my Ph.D. with Frodo's trip to Mordor.

Monday, December 21, 2009
 
Trust me...nothing gives you that Christmassy feeling like watching Bruce Willis pulling broken glass out of his bare feet.

I staunchly maintain that Die Hard counts as a Christmas movie.  I tend to have a hard time convincing people who believe that Christmas is a magical wish-fulfilment fantasy, but ah well.

Wednesday, December 23, 2009
 
No, Marie isn't getting Dickens exactly right here (even if you discount the bit about the nigiri), but she still presents a horrifying image, I feel.

I was apparently in a reference-happy mood in December of 2009.  It does amuse me to picture a giant prize nigiri.

Monday, February 1, 2010
 
It is possible that "Jabberwocky" is actually about Casey Mulligan.  To be fair, we would never know if it were.

This comic begins a short Alice in Wonderland / Through the Looking Glass sequence.  Click on the strip to get at the rest of it.

Friday, February 5, 2010
 
Apropos of very little, one of the best things about watching _Stargate SG-1_ when you are from BC is that some of the planet/country/etc. names become very, VERY funny.  For instance, one planet is named Langara and contains a powerful country called Kelowna.  The Langara thing doesn't come up all that often, but every time someone says, "We have to defend ourselves; otherwise, Party X will destroy Kelowna!", I burst out laughing.  (Kelowna is a city in BC's Interior.  I don't think anyone has ever tried to destroy it.)

I believe I was watching Stargate SG-1 at the time myself.  For some mysterious reason, it made it into the strip.

Valentine's Day 2010

West of Bathurst, by Kari Maaren

If the Blue Screen of Death can make it onto this page, the Rube Goldberg Valentine's Day Thingy deserves a place as well.

Wednesday, February 17, 2010
 
One thing about Marie is that she definitely doesn't know where her towel is.

What took you so long, obligatory Douglas Adams reference?

Monday, April 5, 2010
 
Also, she can kill you wi--oh, wait, that's redundant.

What took you so long, obligatory Firefly reference?

Saturday, April 17, 2010
 
Barbara's description of Ad Astra is quite accurate.  In ordinary life, the aliens simply have better disguises.

I drew this one after my first ever trip to the SF convention Ad Astra.  I even cameo in the comic; I'm the one with the yellow bag and the oddly complex tights.  With the exception of Barbara and the Victorian silhouette, everyone in that panel is a real person; the steampunk couple are acquaintances of mine, while the tiny Batman was running all over the hotel on the convention's second day.  The swordsmith in the third panel is real as well, as are all the posters on the walls.

Friday, May 21, 2010
 
If they're not running around the quad screaming "EXTERMINATE!" at each other by the end of the summer, something has truly gone wrong with the universe.

I said this page wouldn't include the Doctor Who comics, but I've provided the first one so that you can click on it if you want to go to the Doctor Who page and see the rest of the geekiness.

Saturday, May 29, 2010
 
I frequently get people telling me that the Blue Screen of Death hasn't existed since the days of Windows 98.  I've had it four times in the last three days, and I'm using Vista.  Okay, it's not the old familiar "This program has performed an illegal function and will be shut down" screen, but it's blue, and it happens when the computer undergoes a "fatal error" and crashes.  No one will ever convince me that computers are not evil.

This is sort of a companion comic to the Blue Screen of Death strip, so I've included it here just for kicks.  The whole "core dump" thing does happen to me a teeny bit too frequently.

October 2010

"With monkeys" is, of course, a genre in and of itself.

I drew this for the 2010 SpecFic Colloquium.  It referenced lots and lots of genre categories.

Saturday, October 16, 2010 

And now you are reading about Marie reading about Mark reading about Harry Potter, so the meta is getting just a little bit worrying.

Mark Reads Harry Potter is exactly what it says on the tin.  I find it quite, quite amusing.

Saturday, October 30, 2010 

The way I feel about sparkly vampires is somewhat akin to the way I feel about root canals.

Mark Reads Twilight is awesome as well in an entirely different way.

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

If someone comes along dressed as a nosy mystery author who is always stumbling upon murders, I'm out of here.

This comic references two distinct types of detective fiction and can thus be used as a teaching tool.  As well, it contains funny hats.

Sunday, April 3, 2011

She'll be at Ad Astra; nobody is even going to notice anything strange.

This comic appeared not long after the death of Diana Wynne Jones, one of my favourite authors.  The title panel is drawn in the style of the cover designs of several of DWJ's recent novels (as well as some reissues of old ones).  If you look closely, you can see many WoB plot and character references in this panel.  The book being alluded to here is Howl's Moving Castle, which is pretty fantastic.

Monday, July 4, 2011

Aggressively reading children's literature at one's unwelcome brain figments can be surprisingly effective.

Marie is here reading Diane Duane's So You Want to Be a Wizard, a great YA fantasy that deserves to be more widely known, as do its sequels.  And yes, the series predates Harry Potter by something like a decade and a half.  I believe Duane has lately been working on reissuing the earlier books in the series with updated references and technology, a practice of which I do not particularly approve.  Perhaps I am simply reacting negatively to my students' baffling resistance to reading anything written before 1995.  There's no reason young readers can't enjoy books set when their parents were children.  I mean, I did.  Okay, continuity is a little off in the series, as Nita and company are apparently aging at the rate of about a year per decade, but I'm sure kids are capable of figuring out what's going on.  I shall stop ranting now.  Read DD.  She's awesome.

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Admittedly, the Doctor is really not the best person to ask for advice about anything at all.

Here's the second DD comic, which is also on the Doctor Who page, but ah well.  Sometimes, geekeries overlap.

Friday, July 15, 2011

RUMBLEROOOOOOOOOARRRRR!  (Don't ask.)

This panel contains references not only to the release of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows 2 but to A Very Potter Musical, a Very Potter Sequel, and Potter Puppet Pals.

Friday, September 16, 2011

Also without the really, really unfortunate religious implications.

The College could also count as Wonderland or the land through the looking glass or Hogwarts or maybe even Oz.  Perhaps it's all the Other Worlds of kids' lit bundled up into one.

Comics copyright Kari Maaren 2006-2011